Feb 26, 2011

A man fell into a pit...

A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.
A subjective person said, "I feel bad for you being in that pit."
An objective person said, "I knew someone would fall into the pit."
A Christian Scientist said, "You only think you're in a pit."
A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into a pit."
A fundamentalist said, "You deserve that pit."
Buddha said, "You're pit is only a state of mind."
A realist said, "Now, that's a pit."
An optimist said, "Things could be worse."
A pessimist said, "Things are going to get worse."
An engineer calculated how to to get him out of the pit.
A geologist told him to appreciate and study the pit.
The City inspector asked if he had a permit for the pit.
IRS wanted to know if he was paying taxes on his pit.
A politician avoided talking about the pit altogether
A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit & the rate of his fall.
A News Reporter wanted the exclusive story on his pit fall.
A professor gave him a lecture on the principles of the pit.
A self-pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit."
A Charismatic said “Confess you’re not in a pit”
An evangelical said he needed to be saved from his pit
Jesus saw the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit. 

If you see someone in a pit - be the Jesus for them...

Peace


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1 comment:

Val Pym said...

Hi Pastor Bob Just the thing I was looking for
Bless you and your congregation
Val Pym
http://valpym.blogspot.com